Quote #1414
the only drink for a wise man.
Quote #32109
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone
Quote #28651
There are people who can talk sensibly about a controversial issue they’re called humorists.
Quote #370
Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
Quote #2145
Most religions do not make men better, only warier.
Quote #15867
We are an impossibility in an impossible universe.
Quote #6416
As pity moved into that hole inside her, she discovered how distant pity was...
Quote #30955
Visits always give pleasure, if not the arrival, the departure.
Quote #1825
New York: where everyone mutinies but no one deserts.
Quote #19743
Do definite good first of all to yourself, then to definite persons.