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Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be surprised if its...
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Only the little people pay taxes.
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Everybody likes to go their own way–to choose their own time and manner of...
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Goodbye cruel world.
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If a dog will not come to you after he has looked you in...
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The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that...
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They’ll have to shoot me first to take my gun.
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You gain strength, courage and confidence by every experience in which you really stop...
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Our Constitution protects aliens, drunks, and U.S. senators.
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Middle age is when your age starts to show around the middle.