Quote #154
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
Quote #27600
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time, and it...
Quote #2193
Life is like an overlong drama through which we sit being nagged by the...
Quote #9268
A dead thing goes with the stream. Only a living thing can go against...
Quote #15485
The true spirit of delight, the exaltation, the sense of being more than Man,...
Quote #13410
A woman should never be trusted with money.
Quote #2748
For all the gold and silver stolen and shipped to Spain did not make...
Quote #4829
Once a newspaper touches a story, the facts are lost forever, even to the...
Quote #5156
He admits there are two sides to every question: his own and the wrong...
Quote #19111
The talent of success is nothing more than doing what you can do well,...