Quote #2756
A pious man is one who would be an athiest if the king were.
Quote #8511
Somewhere between the Angels and the French lies the rest of humanity.
Quote #23956
Always listen to experts. They’ll tell you what can’t be done and why. Then...
Quote #23687
We know our friends by their defects rather than by their merits.
Quote #23552
The guy with the biggest stomach will be the first to take off his...
Quote #21109
I am the man who accompanied Jacqueline Kennedy to Paris, and I have enjoyed...
Quote #42
All phone calls are obscene.
Quote #16195
We are healed from suffering only by experiencing it to the full.
Quote #18270
Would those of you in the cheaper seats clap your hands And the rest...
Quote #12863
Remember that it is far better to follow well than to lead indifferently.