Inspirational Quotes » P. J. O’Rourke

Quote #19436

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Never fight an inanimate object.

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Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and illiterate sport fishermen.

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Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs.

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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.

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With Epcot Center the Disney corporation has accomplished something I didn’t think possible in today’s world. They have created

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Whatever it is that the government does, sensible Americans would prefer that the government do it to somebody else. This is the

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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.

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Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

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The preamble to the Constitution states We, the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Ju

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There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes