Inspirational Quotes » Dave Barry

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I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign o

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The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.

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I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he would come back to life if people in all 50 states wanted

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Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you

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The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form o

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Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television’s message has always been that the need for trut

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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it’s open to anybody who owns hideous clothing

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Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet,

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Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice as large teeming

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In the past decade or so, the women’s magazines have taken to running home-handyperson articles suggesting that women can learn