Inspirational Quotes » Doug Larson

Quote #22686

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The cat could very well be man’s best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.

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Some of the world’s greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enought to know they were impossible.

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A child is a person who can’t understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.

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More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.

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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the

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The reason people blame things on the previous generations is that there’s only one other choice.

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If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.

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An optimist thinks this is the best of all worlds. A pessimist fears the same may be true.

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There are worse things than getting a call for the wrong number at 4 AM. It could be the right number.

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If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage of fishing poles.