Inspirational Quotes » Robert Benchley

Quote #17605

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For a nation which has an almost evil reputation for bustle, bustle, bustle, and rush, rush, rush, we spend an enormous amount o

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Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn’t the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment.

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Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it’s compounding a felony.

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It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by that time I was too

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A boy can learn a lot from a dog obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.

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I can’t bring myself to say, ‘Well, I guess I’ll be toddling along.’ It isn’t that I can’t toddle. It’s just that I can’t guess

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There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who don’t.

admin — Mon, 28 Oct 2013 07:12:56 +0000

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.

admin — Mon, 28 Oct 2013 07:12:47 +0000

Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.

admin — Mon, 28 Oct 2013 07:12:26 +0000

As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did.