Inspirational Quotes » Woody Allen

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I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.

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Thought Why does man kill He kills for food. And not only food frequently there must be a beverage.

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Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering – and it’s all over much too soon.

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If you’re not failing every now and again, it’s a sign you’re not doing anything very innovative.

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Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.

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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman

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More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to

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Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered

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The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won’t get much sleep.

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Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.