Inspirational Quotes » Fred Allen

Quote #24828

admin — Mon, 28 Oct 2013 07:16:17 +0000

The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover’s Lane holding his own hand.

admin — Mon, 28 Oct 2013 07:16:17 +0000

If the grass is greener in the other fellow’s yard – let him worry about cutting it.

admin — Mon, 28 Oct 2013 07:16:17 +0000

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only sane thing to do if you find yourself up there.

admin — Mon, 28 Oct 2013 07:16:17 +0000

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room enough for three caraway see

admin — Mon, 28 Oct 2013 07:16:17 +0000

I can’t understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.

admin — Mon, 28 Oct 2013 07:16:17 +0000

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn and quoted.

admin — Mon, 28 Oct 2013 07:16:17 +0000

What’s on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement

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Television is a new medium. It’s called a medium because nothing is well-done.

admin — Mon, 28 Oct 2013 07:16:17 +0000

Television is the triumph of machine over people.

admin — Mon, 28 Oct 2013 07:14:14 +0000

Committee–a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.