Inspirational Quotes » Phyllis Diller

Quote #33786

admin — Mon, 28 Oct 2013 21:35:16 +0000

If it weren’t for baseball, many kids wouldn’t know what a millionaire looked like.

admin — Mon, 28 Oct 2013 07:14:06 +0000

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age. As your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

admin — Mon, 28 Oct 2013 07:14:03 +0000

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

admin — Mon, 28 Oct 2013 07:12:09 +0000

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

admin — Mon, 28 Oct 2013 07:11:44 +0000

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee.

admin — Mon, 28 Oct 2013 07:11:43 +0000

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.