Inspirational Quotes » Joan Rivers

Quote #31172

admin — Mon, 28 Oct 2013 21:34:48 +0000

Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly — hurt, bitterness, grief and, m

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A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she’s a tramp.

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The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.

admin — Mon, 28 Oct 2013 07:11:46 +0000

I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.

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There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.

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I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

admin — Mon, 28 Oct 2013 07:11:43 +0000

I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, “Get the hell off my property.’