Inspirational Quotes » Robert Orben

Quote #18381

admin — Mon, 28 Oct 2013 07:15:05 +0000

Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.

admin — Mon, 28 Oct 2013 07:15:05 +0000

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.

admin — Mon, 28 Oct 2013 07:15:05 +0000

Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that’s not true. Some smaller countries are neut

admin — Mon, 28 Oct 2013 07:15:05 +0000

Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.

admin — Mon, 28 Oct 2013 07:15:05 +0000

If you can laugh together, you can work together.

admin — Mon, 28 Oct 2013 07:15:05 +0000

Quit worrying about your health. It’ll go away.

admin — Mon, 28 Oct 2013 07:15:05 +0000

Never raise your hand to your children it leaves your midsection unprotected.

admin — Mon, 28 Oct 2013 07:15:05 +0000

There’s so much pollution in the air now that if it weren’t for our lungs there’d be no place to put it all.

admin — Mon, 28 Oct 2013 07:12:23 +0000

To err is human–and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

admin — Mon, 28 Oct 2013 07:12:22 +0000

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.