Inspirational Quotes » W. C. Fields

Quote #27530

admin — Mon, 28 Oct 2013 07:50:26 +0000

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

admin — Mon, 28 Oct 2013 07:50:26 +0000

I’ve never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother.

admin — Mon, 28 Oct 2013 07:50:26 +0000

I never vote for anyone I always vote against.

admin — Mon, 28 Oct 2013 07:50:26 +0000

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and wat

admin — Mon, 28 Oct 2013 07:50:26 +0000

Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.

admin — Mon, 28 Oct 2013 07:50:25 +0000

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.

admin — Mon, 28 Oct 2013 07:14:38 +0000

A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.

admin — Mon, 28 Oct 2013 07:14:31 +0000

I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake–which I also keep handy.

admin — Mon, 28 Oct 2013 07:14:29 +0000

Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.

admin — Mon, 28 Oct 2013 07:14:21 +0000

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.