Quote #10665
The great use of life is to spend it for something that outlasts it.
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Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they...
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke...
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Silence is the perfectest herald of joy: I were but little happy, if I...
Quote #1588
I need no warrant for being, and no word of sanction upon my being....
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If this is coffee, please bring me some tea but if this is tea,...
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There are only three events in a man’s life birth, life, and death he...
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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The public is a ferocious beast — one must either chain it up or...
Quote #15307
It is a poor wit who lives by borrowing the words, decisions, inventions and...