Quote #3554
Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea — massive, difficult to...
Quote #28042
Life is God’s joke on us. It’s our mission to figure out the punchline.
Quote #4709
There are three classes of intellects: one which comprehends by itself; another which appreciates...
Quote #9168
Have no fear of perfection — you will never reach it.
Quote #16578
If you let a bully come in your front yard, he’ll be on your...
Quote #13781
Lack of will power has caused more failure than lack of intelligence or ability.
Quote #29676
The fewer the words, the better the prayer.
Quote #6032
Always do what you are afraid to do.
Quote #4871
It is a familiar beast to man, and signifies love.
Quote #25375
Boys are found everywhere-on top of, underneath, inside of, climbing on, swinging from, running...