What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
The worm hole!
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves when the little boy sees...
The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...
Another bar joke
A man walked into a bar and guess what he said. ouch!
Bathroom Joke
Q. If you’re American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?A. European.
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as…
A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as they experimented with their desk computers....
Manly signs
“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into...
Gonna Get Lucky
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Why She Crossed the Road
Why did the woman cross the road?Who cares? What the hell was she doing...