Yo Mama So Fat…
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this…New York, Chicago,...
Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife…
Did you know that the night Santa first met his futurewife he uttered the...
Pleasing Mom!
Bill is almost 29 years old, his friends have already gotten married, and Bill...
Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.
Giving Cats Pills
|INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it...
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
Brezhnev at his speech
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why did the condom fly across the road?
Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!
Ladies Tee-shirt blurbs!
Guys have feelings too. But, like, who cares? I don’t believe in miracles. I...
Try to grow chickens
|A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of...