Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
What’s in the bag?
|A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing,...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
Stupid Insults 5/31
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone....
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm?
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm? Who cares?
Want me to paint for you?
|A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and...
Famous people
Eugene d’Albert (noted German composer) was married six times. At an evening reception which...
What kind of Bees…
What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES!