Snow shoveler’s diary. (LONG JOKE)
DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELERDecember 8:6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow...
Weighing In – 2
YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE STEP ON DA SCALE IT SAYS TO BE...
Let’s see the world
|Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole. “What made you join the Army?” asked one....
Can’t remember
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When...
My very first time!
The night was young, the moon was high,We were alone just she and I.Her...
Baby Sitting
Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to...
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
Judge has some fun
|A judge grew tired of seeing the same town drunk in front of his...
Bragging
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas...
An elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests…
“Look at me.” an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash....