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A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his...
A merchant captain and several of his officers…
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
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“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
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There was a blonde whose house was on fire. She called the fire department...
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