Daffynition
Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!
Conversation over dinner
Conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get...
Making Ends Meet
“We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob’s income.” his wife told...
Skydiving
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane...
Forget it buddy!
A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he...
Oopsy Daisy!
On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became...
Poker
One night a boy wakes up and goes into his parents room and they’re...
Top 15 Good Things About a Cold Winter
Top 15 Good Things About a Cold Winter…The melodious clanging Anna Nicole Smith’s breasts...
An inscription problem
|According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by...
A fair offer
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had movedinto the house next...