When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?When he’s hanging by his teeth.
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get...
HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
Totally Useless Info
1. Coca-cola was originally green.2. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than...
One day Pete was complaining to his friend…
One day Pete was complaining to his friend “my elbow hurts. I bettersee a...
Two Irish Men in A bar
There were Two guys at a bar. They were making small talk and realized...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky?
Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky?It may never be proven but...
Perfect Day
The Perfect Day According To:HER8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 5 pounds lighter...
Sun Roofs
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room.