Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
Under The Truck
A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The...
If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen…
Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nagat you, what...
Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...
Murder
A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he...
Chapped Lips
On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After...
stamp out forest fires!
|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV Good: Your son’s finally maturing Bad: He’s...
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...