Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
Letter To Ann Landers
Dearn Ann:I am facing a very serious problem. You see, I am a Vietnam-era...
What\\\’s invisible & smells like carrots?
What’s invisible & smells like carrots?Bunny Farts!
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
Wittle Wabbit
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
I wrote it!
There was this guy walking down the road when he noticed a night clubahead....
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...