Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer
|10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them....
A husband and wife were in their back yard…
A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Top twenty things to do at a drivethru
Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. Ask prices...
Engineer in a bar
There was a mine in a small town that completely collapsed. One of the...
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?To stop the snoring before...
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar…
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a barone...
Train
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...
What A Party!
After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing...
I didn’t get any money this time
|A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....