Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...
Saggy Boobs
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: “We’d better get some...
What Kind of Doctor?
After making love, the woman said the man, “So, you’re a doctor?”"That’s right,” replied...
Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.
Turmoil In Heaven
Turmoil rocked Heaven this morning as allegations arose that God had had an affair...
Rough Boys
A little girl asked her mother, “Can I go outside and play with the...
A woman strode angrily into the large…
A woman strode angrily into the large drug-store-cum-general-store, slapped a package on the counter,...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
Helping the Doc!
An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby....
Murphy’s Combat Laws
Murphy’s Laws Of Combat Operations Friendly fire – isn’t. Recoilless rifles – aren’t. Suppressive...