Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Polish Women and Vibrators
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.
How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...
Quick Ones!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the...
Rookie is on the job
|A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with...
Happy To Have Me Home!
“You know,” a guy told his buddies, “I’m a lucky man.I never realized how...
Diary of a New Snow Shoveler
Diary of a New Snow ShovelerDecenber 8th 6:00 PM It started to snow. The...
Strange people are here
|There was a young Scottish boy called Angus who decided to try life in...
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders…
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went...