How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
Rules for hunting lawyers
|1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.2. Taking...
A practical joke involving jello
|Here’s a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:A gelatin mold...
A Round of Golf
A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became...
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit…
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit and he spots a...
Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
Seminars for Females/Males
Seminars for Females (Prepared and presented by Males)1. Elementary map reading2. Crying and law...
Poachers’ Revenge
The was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well but he...
Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...