Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...
Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...
Play Pens
Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids. She complained to her best...
Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch…
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of...
An airliner was having engine trouble…
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have...
Three legged Donkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey!
Marriage Anonymous
With the divorce rate so high in America, a new organization has been formed...
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?He put it...