stool taken!
|What’s an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!
Coat Hanger
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Where is this bus going?
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What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
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12 days of Christmas (Santa Cruz style)
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Without Woman
A women’s lib speaker was addressing a large group and said, “Where would man...
A man running a little behind schedule arrives…
A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in...
During WW II an American soldier…
During WW II an American soldier had been on the front lines in Europefor...
Cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!