Mental Health Patient
It was dusk time when a man had a flat tire right in front...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
Fur Fortune
Mike and Bill, are hanging out in the lone bar in a one-horse town...
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?Nine. One to...
Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...
Schizophrenia
What is the best thing about schizophrenia?You’re never alone!
Knock Knock Jokes 5
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aardvark! Aardvark who? Aardvark a hundred miles for one of...