DO YOU ACCEPT CREDIT CARDS?
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Polak’s Wife
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, “I was looking in...
Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?
Q. Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?A. So, the sailors would have someone...
yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
Really torrid honeymoon
After the third day of a really torrid honeymoon, the young couple finally emerged...
The funniest blonde jokes
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that……. she called me to get...
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...
A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
What and who am I?
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Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away…
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.The funeral is set at 4:50 for...