Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?A Slut sleeps with everyone,...
Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...
How all careers end
|How careers end… Lawyers are disbarred. Ministers are defrocked. Electricians are delighted. Far Eastern...
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay…
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One...
A couple married forty years were revisiting the…
A couple married forty years were revisiting the same placesthey went to on their...
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
A cattleman from West Texas died…
A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As...
Diaper Change
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers every month?A: Because it...
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.