Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive I will not carve gods.I will not spank others.I will...
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
A plane flying in the 1930s
|In the early 1930′s, a farmer and his wife went to a fair. The...
The Big Flood
It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come...
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
Tattoo of Turkey And Santa
This lady went to a tattoo artist and told him she wanted a turkey...
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there’s...
How do you keep a blond(e) busy?
Part I: How do you keep a blond(e) busy? Give him/her a bag of...
Mother In Law Misses Train
A mother-in-law visits her son-in-law before leaving for a trip. They are sipping coffee...
A game of animal football
|The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. “I know a really...