Jokes about St. Patrick’s Day
|Two Irishmen were walking home after a night on the beer when a severed...
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites…
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites his family to adinner....
A circumcision
Little Joey and Little Danny, both aged 5, are walking home fromschool. Danny says...
Polak At Guillotine
An Italian, an American, and a Polak were captured by the French for various...
I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo
No sex for an eagle!
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by...
Whats the difference…
Whats the difference between a pig and a fox?.A 12-pack of beer!
Viagra alert!
A supply of Viagra was stolen last night, police are looking for two hardened...
Having Children Is Like:
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having...