Mickey Moose!
|Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!
Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...
At a distressed city
|he following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Red, Yellow, and Green!
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
Terrible Lover
A man and woman the morning after their honeymoon night were discussing the previous...
A minister was asked by a politician…
A minister was asked by a politician,”Name something the government can do to help...
Orgasmic Problems
The husband, tired of a listless sex life came right out and asked his...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.
Anybody Home?
A boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about...