Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Confucius Say
Confucius Say…Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house,...
Kentucky Kid
A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad…”Daddy, daddy! I’m...
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says, “Say, your head...
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals…
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled...
Two Rednecks
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
A Man’s World
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
Books on Tape We Don’t Want to Hear
by : Scott Corliss 1. The Communist Manifesto as read by Ronald Reagan 2....
which end of a worm is which
|How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the...