Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
Arkansas Crazy Law
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month....
The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
M and M’s are too smart!
Why did the blonde get fired from her job working at an MandM factory?...
Need fishing licenses
|A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten...
Doctor Bumblings!
Actual writings on hospital charts by Doctors:1. She has no rigors or shaking chills...
Get married
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...
Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...