Men are like…
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Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
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The Pope took a philosophy professor…
The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a...
Household items
Back in the ’70s, days of conspicuous (ahem) consumption, Hugh Hefner was showing a...
Will you marry me?
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Very hostile farmer
|A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in...
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck!
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck…1. “I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex”2....
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
Bosses versus workers
|When I take a long time, I am slow.When my boss takes a long...