Don\’t Mess With The I.R.S!
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Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
Wedding Definitions
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A bus conversation
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves andengage in...
Two homosexuals were talking when…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened tomention that he had gotten...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
Man Is Like An Automobile
Man is like an automobile. As it gets older, the differential starts slipping, and...
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store…
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a much...
Six Bad Days
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You’ve changed my mind
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