I saw a pen in a store the other day…
I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up...
\’Breviated Medicul Dickshunnary!
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Confucius say…
Confucius say…Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart...
Howe 2 right gud
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History through the eyes of the eighth graders
The following is a “history” collected by teachers throughout theUnited States, from eighth grade...
Siblings……
Two daughters had been given parts in a Christmas pageant at their Church. At...
Standing At The Gates Of Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
Last Commandment
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...