Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Knowledge Pills
A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.A...
Buried in sand
What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in...
Catching the fish
|Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun...
A reason for divorce
“Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questionedhis client. “Tell me...
Blonde Doctor?
Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital! Nurse: What is it?...
Did you hear about Tempura House?
Did you hear about Tempura House?It’s a shelter for lightly battered women.
Chinese and Spielberg
A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he...
No legs cold.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your...