BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
Pentagon and pencils
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Horse pulls the car
|An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a...
GIRL’S CONFESSION
GIRL’S CONFESSION The priest leaned closer to hear the girl’s confession. “So me andmy...
Marines and the police
|The following is supposedly a true story relating a situation that actually occurred in...
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven…
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the inspection. The...
Ears
What kind of ear does a train have?an Engineer
A department store had to call off its special…
A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because...
How To Catch A Polar Bear
How do you catch a polar bear?You dig a hole in the ice and...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...