Laugh twice
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?...
Paddy was an inveterate drunkard
|Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him...
Quotes from stupid 01
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “The effects are fleeting...
Two Italian construction workers…
Two Italian construction workers were in the field on anextremely hot day working.. the...
Lawrence Of Poland
Q: Who wears a dirty white robe and rides a pig?A: Lawrence of Poland
Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...
10 Rejected Sat. Morning Cartoons
“Billy, the Homicidal Smurf.” “Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home.” “Archie, the...
Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...
Cinderella and Alan
Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead...
A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day…
A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day. He told...