Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
Work quotes
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry...
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side…
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side, was at her weight-watchers...
Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...
The Three Surgeons
Once there were three surgeons engaged in conversation.They got on the topic of their...
Keeping their marriage together
I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take...
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
2 people walk into a bar…
2 people walk into a bar. The third one ducked.