Another dress
Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: “I’ve got another...
People who don’t believe in retaliation…
What to do if you fall into a conversation with someone about the terrorist...
Did you hear about Tempura House?
Did you hear about Tempura House?It’s a shelter for lightly battered women.
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
Cost to Get Married?
The little boy asked his dad one evening, “Daddy, how much does it cost...
Top 10 Signs You Are ‘Burned Out’
You’re so tired you now answer the phone, “Hell.” Your friends call to ask...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...
Some fishing terms
|Ten common fishing terms explainedCatch and Release – A conservation motion that happens most...
Yo mamma’s so stupid…
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said...