President
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Keeping their marriage together
I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take...
Signs and notices 17
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. An ad on...
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
Bad News 2
A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The...
How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask...
A Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princesshappened upon a frog in...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
In Hot Pursuit
Two Alabama State Trooper Patrol cars were in hot pursuit of a Camaro heading...
Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...