New Driver’s License
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
Now, that is disgusting!
Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last...
Fourth Time Married
Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again. Joe: Yes, for the fourth...
Knock Knock Jokes 7
Knock Knock Who’s there? Adolf! Adolf who? Adolf ball hit me in the mouth!...
Women vs. Dogs
Q: What’s the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a...
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day…
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette saidthat her boyfriend...
The Golfers
One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is:...
Making Cakes
A little girl and her mother are walking through a park and see two...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....