When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?When he’s hanging by his teeth.
Purchasing furniture
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Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
An Hour of Pleasure
The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls’ school was lecturing her students on...
A peculiar dress
Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people’s home. Nancy...
Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...
25 Fun Pool Activities
1) Stand on top of the high board and say you won’t come down...
Polish Power Outage
Did you hear about the tragedy in Poland? In Poland’s largest shopping mall, there...
A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...