The Origin of Chapstick
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What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
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What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
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Incompatible
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Why is the government like a prostitute?
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With best intentions
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Hello, Hello, Hello
This guy comes home from work and when he walks into his bedroom, he...
Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...