Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
Lesbian Hit Parade
1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? A licker cabinet.2. What...
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?A toilet only has...
Refrigerator Evidence
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?A: By...
A policeman was patrolling near midnight…
A policeman was patrolling near midnight at a local parking spotoverlooking a golf course....
Mr.Richman has 3daughters…
Mr.Richman has 3daughters. Their names are nobody, somebody and crazy.One day nobody and somebody...
A lost frog!
|What’s green a slimy and found at the North Pole?A lost frog!
Will You Still Love Me This Way?
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...
Charitable Donation
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...
Try to explain yourself
|While driving down the road the motorist saw a roadside stand which had a...