Three Republicans walk into a bar…
Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.”The Republicans...
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?So they can see the...
IDEAL DATE
Age IDEAL DATE 17 He offers to pay 25 He pays 35 He cooks...
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
The old lady in the bank
A little old lady walked into the head branch of the Chase ManhattanBank holding...
How does a blond turn on the light after sex
? She opens the car door.
Knowledge Pills
A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.A...
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their...
30 Ways to Have Fun at the Expense of Others
Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.” If you have a glass eye,...
Polak Locked His Keys In Car
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man that locked his keys in his...