Blonde Miracle Diet
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice.The doctor advised that she run 10...
I’m just trying to be helpful
|A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this...
Nuns
The head nun at the convent says, “I found a pair of men’s underwear...
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven…
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation.They...
GOD’s Kids.
Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought...
What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.’s
Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.’s? A. Drool.
Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...
There are no dogs allowed here
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...