12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
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Hide and squeak!
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Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...
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‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net,There were hacker’s a surfing....
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A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a...
Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was...
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A blonde guy was sitting in a bar when he spots a very pretty...
Impossible to Please
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.
Application to date my daughter
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial...