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Anna’s mom….
Anna’s mother has 3 kids… the youngest daughter’s name is Penny… the middle daughter’s...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
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Love Thy Husband
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, he doctor...
Spell Ice Cream
This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2...
Top twenty things to do at a drivethru
Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. Ask prices...
Why are spiders like tops?
|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!