Tiger Woods vs. Stevie Wonder!
At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that...
Impressing a Woman/Man
How To Impress a Woman:Compliment her Cuddle her Kiss her Tease her Comfort her...
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.
The Hundred Nuns
One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the...
Yo Mamma so fat…
YO mamma is so fat…she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!
Fart, farts everywhere!
An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him – “Doctor, I don’t...
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
Stirring Prescription
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
Interpreting Coporate Titles…
The real interpretation of corportate titles:CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD: Leaps tall building in a...
Happy Thanksgiving
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there,...