The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
Elephant Riddles Five
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do...
A Hippo What?
3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal...
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
What occurs twice in a lifetime…
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in ayear, twice in a...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...
Grass Sandwich
At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden...
Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...
A very modest lady applied for a job…
A very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they made...