Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...
It’s the way you say it
… A University of Georgia student was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over...
The politically correct Christmas
|On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in...
Virus Alert
Virus AlertThere is a very dangerous virus going around and it is propogated throughthe...
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary…
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...
It has been determined that having sex before…
It has been determined that having sex before participatingin athletic activity, such as a...
Real news headlines 05
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Typhoon Rips Through...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?A regular toad croaks...
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he…
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he suddenly stopped and sat...