Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday…
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday, and gathered lotsof friends and family in...
Some very common traits in two drunks
|A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting.
Dog with one eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife…
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wifein bed with a...
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top…
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top of theworld’s...