What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Sleeping in Church
Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service...
My Paw
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles...
Two Nuns On Bicycle
Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the...
Psychiatrist Handyman
Question: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: Just one …...
Money On the Side
What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.
Pilot On Drugs
“Ways You Can Tell Your Pilot is on Drugs”10. All the in-flight meals are...
The Sexy Secretary.
A married man decided to work late to be with his sexy secretary, so...